The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.
You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
by Van Guapo April 11, 2015
A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers
by DaAt WaAy June 04, 2018
by chickflick April 06, 2018
"...This website's fuckin' dumb!"
by cooey November 15, 2006
Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.
Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.
by Bananaphone915 February 27, 2019
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 01, 2012