baker's dozen

The exhausting phenomenon of having thirteen loose bowel evacuations in one 24 hour period. Especially while on holiday in Mexico or in Majorca on your 30th birthday with seven of your mates.

'I really thought Paul was going to make a baker's dozen but he bust and had his 14th at five to midnight. That's 20 euros wasted then.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

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Drinkers Dozen

when one proceeds to get blackout drunk for 12 consecutive days in a row

in order to complete the Drinkers Dozen you need go to the bar 12 nights in a row and get smashed as fuck, side effects include: pissing the bed, projectile vomiting, tarnished bank account, and potentially some STDs.

by coatimundi September 7, 2010

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Dozen

Canadian-Toronto artist Dozen who resides in B-town. He slings with the ABYZZ Ent company, and cousin artist CRG.

"Mah take it easys...you know when Dozen come round hes going to shut this down!"
"...Yah Dozen allways shuttin shit down!"

by kamptoin October 26, 2007

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baker's dozen

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.

Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.

by Maj February 19, 2004

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