Dockmiester

Being a total and complete bad ass

Working at the PAC as a dockmiester

by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

Cold Docking

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

dockwhore

a female who waits at the docks, waiting for ships to come in so she can service the crew, see also crewback

Shelb: Hey Chris, where's your sister?
Chris: I think she said she was going to watch the USS Nimitz come into port
Shelb:....yeah....she's a dockwhore
Chris: Fu....nah, you're right.....damn

by Darth Wells October 31, 2007

moon docking

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.

"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"

by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008

baby docking

giving birth directly into a vagina.

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."

by colleen86 June 23, 2007

dockle

complete, absolute, dilZ, nigglen, twigglius

them rockLers are complete and absolute dockLes,, get the diLz batch.. paC

by d. Ockle September 26, 2004