Dinking

When a person thinks they're dunking on someone but they're actually just just giving a lukewarm response and/or picking on low hanging fruit.

"Hey, at least I don't go around college campuses dinking on unprepared students"

by TheDwarvenGuy February 23, 2021

Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018

Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016

dink fodder

One who is really annoying when trying to complete a task

I'm just trying to clean my room ya dink fodder

by Holmie G June 8, 2016

dink

noun
1. An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids", referring to a lifestyle where a couple opt for a childfree lifestyle where they both make money to support themselves and each other instead of one person being the breadwinner.
2. Onomatopoeic slang for a headshot in a video game, typically in a first-person shooter with a competitive online multiplayer setting, originating in the video game Counter-Strike from the unique "dink" sound a player hears when shot in the head.

transitive verb
1. The act of scoring such a headshot in a video game.

noun
1. "I prefer a DINK lifestyle so that I can have more freedom for me and my partner to do what I want."
2. "Dink! I got a headshot!"

transitive verb
1. "Wow, did you guys see that? I totally just dinked that guy!"

by StarCraft Maniac February 25, 2025

Dink

Completely and utterly fucking mentally inept

“Hear about that anti gun government lady?”
“ yeah, dudes a fuckn dink”

by Whorehey October 26, 2019