David

A king of men... A David is god! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. To anger him is to incur a wrath not seen since the age of Spartan warriors! Unusually charming and plays off of his good looks and devilish smile. A man who is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, is dependable, honest and caring, handsome and seductive; an attentive and selfless lover. A David is a man that does and gets what he wants while staying true to his morals. A David should be praised, and worshiped. He is dedicated and determined. Chooses his lucky lovers all too wisely but can love a woman too much especially when their names begin with T. Is known to have at least an 11lb cock!

King David…..enough said!!

by DAMnT May 13, 2011

devidere

Devidere: when a character completely ignores the main character, in a feeble attempt to make him/her jealous. Usually devidere's are jealous of other relations their loved ones have and will try to ruin it from the side lines.

Guy:Will you go out with me? Devidere:Did you hear something? *week later*. Guy:will you go out with me? Random girl:Sure. *Devidere gives evil stare*. Girl:Actually... I can't. Sorry!

by YouDon'tKnow? April 21, 2014

David Cobb

Green Party presidential candidate for 2004, ran with Pat LaMarche.

Was arrested for attempting to enter a presidential debate (which he, along with Ralph Nader and Michael Badnarik were excluded) run by the CPD. Michael Badnarik was arrested for doing the same moments later.

A respectable man with close ties to Michael Badnarik. They share similar and differing beliefs. They held numerous debates with each other, each of them containing less attacking and more debating than the CPD-sponsored presidential debates. Also worked with Badnarik in the 2004 Ohio recount.

David Cobb was a pretty good candidate, but he gave off too much of a hippie aura.

by DrIdiot June 5, 2005

david doucheovny

Someone who uses one liners from Californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they're original.

Johnny: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Suzie: What the fuck did you just say?
Johnny: Now you're giving me that look like I just finger-banged your cat
Suzie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?? Are you trying to David Doucheovny me right now? Cuz I'm calling the cops...

by Harleyman883 June 29, 2011

david duong

A title meant for people who are rude, assholes who are douchebags to people.

Dude, that was such a david duong move.

WHAT ARE YOU, DAVID DUONG?

by DDDouchebag March 20, 2013

David

The most amazing person you could have ever met. He has very soft black hair and beautiful brown eyes. He is very loyal and overall one of a kind. David is very special and you do never wanna loose him. Don't mess with a David because he come at you out of no where. You would be the most luckiest girl if you ever have a David. If you get a David keep him and never let him go. He is also very trust worthy and has the most cutest smile. He is so cute and sexy no one could get over it that goes for girls and guys. He is also very funny and will make you smile when your not in the best mood. You gotta love a David. He's a keeper.

"There goes David! He's so cute!"

by ispeaktruth101_ December 4, 2017

david fanfiction part 1

It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and

the end of part 1

you are a david fanfiction part 1

by willin1234 YT January 17, 2018