DAVE NOVAK

A Dave Novak is the act of pooping directly into another person's anus.

Brad and I Dave Novak'd all last night. It was awesome.

by tetramino November 23, 2011

Johann Daveed

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022

Daveed Diggs

the best person ever

A: hey u know daveed diggs?
B: OMG YES I LUV HIS HAIR HE IS SO GOOD AT RAP

by your_local_potato December 8, 2020

Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020

Dave the Dog

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

by BigDoggy122 July 7, 2017

Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023