Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006

Awkward turtle dive

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.

Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*

by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008

Diverser

More Diverse

Employment in government and large corporations is diverser than ever.

by keyline February 21, 2013

Divett

Divett is a word that means anything that is sexual. This word was made by the gang that originated from east side Virginia called the CATS. Divett also originates from the xbox legend with the xbox gamertag of Divett hes is a amazing person that is funny, Cool, has more swag then louis and most of all has a Ron Jeremy sized penis

Example:
Boy1: Omg, that girl is so Divetting Divett (Fucking hot)
Boy2: Ikr i would Divett (Fuck her) her
Boy3: Yup
Both Boy1 and 2: No, Divett (Fag) you're such a Divett (Chode)

by Divett January 9, 2014

diversitile

Means to adjust to any situation or any culture change and adapt to it in a timely but productive manner

I’m a black guy listening to country music so therefore I’m diversitile

by Black with sense December 7, 2017

scruff dive

Giving head and munching a mans private area.

Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...

by Twin5098 March 22, 2008

Hurley Dive

A swimming start resulting in a belly-flop and a red mark on your belly lasting at least 10 minutes

Wow, you stink at swimming. not to mention that you do Hurley Dives. ** chuckling while pointing to your red mark **

by Word Making Genieus February 18, 2009