Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016

luxury custard

Spunk, gism, sperm

How would you like some of my luxury custard?

by G-Star December 24, 2016

thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm

She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

by Amy911 October 20, 2017

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019