get that cupcake

To communicate with a minor and ask them for sexual favors, but then be exposed for such a heinous crime because, unbeknownst to you, the minor was actually some guy running a sting operation, but then you get away with it because the dude botched the whole sting, yet you cannot find a job or have a sustainable online presence

EDP445: I was just trying to get that cupcake, and get back home.

by killtryray August 29, 2022

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.

"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."

by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011

cupcake with sprinkles

A dangerous combination of Fentanyl powder or “Fetty”sprinkled on top of a Percocet 30 or “Little Blu”before its smoked on foil. Opiate Addicts Love this shit cuz it makes their Blus go further, or Last Longer.

“That girl be smokin on a cupcake with sprinkles man, that’s greedy!!

by Fun Sz July 3, 2022