cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.

I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

Cube Rube

Being known as the worst person in a cube farm. Loud music and just being a pain to sit near in a cube farm.

This new dolt has made it to cube rube for being nothing but a problem in every respect in the cube farm.

by UD nut case August 7, 2009

cube dusting

the art of busting ass in your office cubicle to the point where people walking by on the other side can detect it but aren't quite sure which cube it comes from. any person entering the cube takes no more than 1 step inside the boundary before mentioning the stench.

hey marty, i was just walking through finance and someone was doing some serious cube dusting up in there, not sure who gets the credit but it was an impressive stench.

by mayonasio September 24, 2009

Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.

"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."

by KingTotem December 31, 2009

Cube Flair

Directed decorations for a workspace or office cube. Corporately defined to be 'personal' to a large extent but the mandatory component of the effort makes it cheesy.

Shaun: So why don't you have any pictures or stuff up in your cube?

Jonas: Oh crap, I guess I gotta get my cube flair up before corporate thinks I'm not 100% bought in.

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Manager: Um I noticed you only have a picture of your Mom on your desk. Don't you think you'd be a better team player if your cube was decorated with more of your personal items.

Slave: Uh sure Boss. I'll get more cube flair up tomorrow.

by SR1972 May 27, 2010

Cube Forest

Large collection of condo towers in an urban setting. Often filled with yuppies who often compare their dwellings with other glass and steel cubes in a vain attempt to differentiate their faceless boxes from the other faceless boxes. Comments often heard are as such: "We live in the OXFORD towers..you know, the ones with the SPIRE on top?" (Note: reader may substitute words in caps.) and constantly reassure themselves that their wise purchase of upgrades such as Granite counters and Stainless Steel appliances will somehow ensure a massive resale premium. Dwellers are often a mix of owners and renters (tenants of the next Donald Trump) all of whom believe the investment strategy they are using will help them gain big when they sell.

I Live in the cube forest at Beach and Hornby

by jnathanmac June 10, 2010

cube goodie

any personal item used to decorate a cubical - normally from posters to collectible figures that are geek chic in nature

dude? did you see that huge bruce campbell figure in john's cubicle?
yeah, he's got alot of swank army of darkness cube goodies...
(2 break off into 'this is my BOOMSTICK!' quotes)

by svnah March 12, 2011