crusty melon

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.

Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.

by frederickallen May 14, 2010

Crusty Balboa

The act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and ejaculating on her face after the fact. When she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. Named for boxing legend Rocky Balboa.

She was blowing me and right before I finished I dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. It was my first ever Crusty Balboa!

by CupOHotCarl May 12, 2011

crusty biscuit

The dirty crust on a hooker's FUPA underbelly due to not bathing for several days

Bobby decided it would NOT be a good idea to lick the hooker's crusty biscuit.

by dirtyminorcan2 January 5, 2017

crusty boi

A person who is not moist, but not mentally sane. You will often find this person sitting in a tree looking at kids make out in a school, and this person will never become a memer (someone who creates memes) because they can't take the first step.

_xXXSHREKBOIXXx_: "Err whaat the fuck? Why are you such a crusty Boi? Stop looking at kids make out and get a life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"

by _xXXDANKSHREKBOIXXx_ January 16, 2018

crusty

(Of knowledge or a skill) impaired by lack of very recent practice, typically between 24 hours and a length of time shorter than being rusty.

The gamer was a bit crusty after not having played for an entire day.

by ISterlingArcher September 15, 2019

Crosby

1.A very degrading term that basically means you a whiny little bitch.

2.Cry baby

3. Suck at life

John: Hey did you see that kid cry because i got away with a slash

Alex: ya hes such a crosby

by imfuckingovechkin October 14, 2011

Crusty Trump Bone

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"

That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.

by jawonmain January 13, 2008