Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

Crab Talker

Someone annoying who is always running their mouth and has something to say. Basically a person who talks crap.

Crabs are annoying because they always trying to pinch at you and a person is talking crap so they are annoying and
they continue to mess with you.

Dude 1:"Dude your such a fing scrub and your stupid!!"

Dude 2 :"Wow man your really a Crab Talker lol."

by xiDomo January 27, 2011

Crab McMuffin

When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.

Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin

by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010

King Crab

When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together

bitch - "Ow!, that hurts what are you doing!"
dude - "just giving you the king crab"

by L Nuggga September 1, 2007

Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!

by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Dr. Crab

1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you

1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.

2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.

by snookiepookie February 27, 2009