Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 2, 2022

Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.

Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"

by Brillo! February 16, 2023

crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

by jinluver February 20, 2022

Kanye cough

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.

I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.

by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015

Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 7, 2023

Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016