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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
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The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021
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circuit cough

The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.
Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.
by allaboutxy May 2, 2019
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Chilli cough

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats
by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021
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crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.
woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.
by jinluver February 20, 2022
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Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
by Brillo! February 16, 2023
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Kanye cough

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.
I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.
by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025
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