cotton cheese

when your girl is so horny she creates cotton cheese in her panties.

"Man my girl was so horny, When I took her panties off to eat that muff there was loads of cotton cheese in them' panties"

by niggerama July 26, 2010

Stimp cotton

The bottom portion of a used tampon, near the string (usually around .5 centimeters) that is not red with the absorbed blood. When first designed, tampons were approximately one centimeter shorter than the average tampon today. Women often complained that when they removed the used tampon, they got blood on their hands. Ronald Stimp, co-founder of a Minnesota-based feminine hygene product company was the first to pioneer the tampon of todays length. He felt the extra expense that his company would have to pay in order to produce a longer tampon would be worth it financially, because increased customer satisfaction would result in skyrocketing sales. He was correct and later sold the patent for his design to Tampax® for 2.3 million dollars. By 1965, when the Stimp-style tampon had gained wide appeal, the first mentions of "stimp cotton" were documenter. The term has also been used as a derogitory comment to describe a person who wears his or her pants too long.

Greta was grateful that the stimp cotton kept her prom gloves white that night.

Those hippies are all a bunch of stimp cottons.

by Reginald Stimp III March 26, 2005

squattin the cotton

when a girl is on her period.

we can't do it because she's squattin the cotton

by Hakins March 30, 2004

Cottage Pie

A classic British dish in which a layer of cooked beef mince and onions is topped with a creamy mashed potato layer and baked until golden brown. This goes very well server with carrots, peas and gravy.

The dish is very similar to Shepherds Pie, the difference being in the meat used. Cottage Pie uses beef and Shepherds Pie uses lamb.

You've got to love Cottage Pie

by Tom Sadler June 11, 2006

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

Cotton leg

a twitching of the leg in response to genital stimulation and/or inner thigh pinching.

The lady and I were foolin' around the other night. She did something crazy with the boys and I got the cotton leg.

by h stormer November 25, 2010

Cotton Money

Money and capital assets made by Southern Aristocrats from slave labor on plantations.

Maybe we could claw back some of the Cotton Money that has accumulated from compound interest over the last century and a half and invest it in impoverish southern communities and underutilized and over exploited human resources.

by mlhiss October 13, 2019