corn chowder

the act of faking analingus, using your finger(s) instead of your tongue while making slirping noises. This can be done on women and men

Derek said he didn't like the taste of Josh's butthole so he gave him corn chowder instead

by friendly fire 55 January 1, 2012

Corn on the knob

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.

Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!

by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014

corn liqour

homemade liqour made with corn from a still

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by KuSh123 December 21, 2008

Corn Man

Porno king extraordinaire with the ability to manipulate his phallus to do practically anything. He is often associated with vegeporn star Eggplant Man.

Check out Corn Man, he just shot a cum grenade at this chick.

by Yom August 22, 2003

Corn Puff

The opposite of a poof. A masculine, straight (non-homosexual) man. Can be used when accidentally calling someone a poof within earshot of the person (see Example 2 below).

Example 1:

"Yo dawg, he ain't no poof, he's a corn puff."

Example 2:

Person 1 (to Person 2) "Move it poof"
Person 2 (to Person 1) "What did you call me?"
Person 1 (to Person 2) "A Corn Puff"
Person 2 (to Person 1) "Aw. Thanks for the compliment dawg."

by HungarianBoi August 25, 2011

corn jacket

Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.

I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)

by therealnate December 14, 2010

corn hob

a bumpy penis

did you see his corn hob?

by corn hob July 16, 2011