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Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.
Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"
by high5er5 January 25, 2012
mugGet the Controlled Stubblemug.

grandparental controls

Parental controls help protect children from viewing content that portrays egregious violence, sex and foul language. Grandparental controls protect our elderly from being brainwashed by Fox News.
My grandma is convinced Mexicans are invading our country. I need to setup some grandparental controls.
by Garrick Mills July 27, 2020
mugGet the grandparental controlsmug.

Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013
mugGet the Controlled Releasemug.

Gun control

Something that doesn’t exists in America
German: u heard about gun control?
American: no❤️
by Shreklynn January 20, 2021
mugGet the Gun controlmug.

Controller Player

N; Someone who jumps into everyone's box
Fucking braindead controller player just jumped into my box smh
by dsdfdsd May 17, 2021
mugGet the Controller Playermug.

Control Weeb

Almost the exact same as a weeb but does not wish to be Japanese
:person: "I like anime but I dont want to be Japanese so I am a control weeb"
by My chosen name was taken October 5, 2020
mugGet the Control Weebmug.

remote control

he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat
"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"
by reynybeyny November 22, 2022
mugGet the remote controlmug.

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