by me July 1, 2003
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by whey face May 26, 2003
Get the computer mug.The Home Computer, aka Personal Computer, of the late 1970s. Notable models were the 400, 800, and 800XL. The 1200XL actually came out before the 800XL and was a joke. The 65XE was simply an 800XL made over to resemble a Commodore 64. All of these models included a game cartridge slot that was compatible with the then-current Atari game cartridges.
The 800XL came with 64k of RAM. Most users wondered what we would ever do with that much memory. An external 5.5 inch floppy disk or cassette deck drive was optional.
The entire computer was built into the keyboard. Atari computers generally used an external converter that reproduced both video and audio through a television.
Atari computers rapidly lost market share in the 1980s due to Atari's preoccupation with video games and game consoles so that when Atari employees Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak developed the first Apple computer, they had to start their own company to produce it.
Atari was the Home Computer to have until the Apple came out.
As was standard for the era of Atari's golden age, their computers only had rudimentary operating systems, so most operating instructions were written into each software application.
Their primary competitor, Commodore, entered the market late, with a Home Computer that wasn't good for much besides games and greeting cards, even though Atari was still better at those tasks due to better color and sound support. For a time, more Commodores were sold than Ataris due to better marketing. Other players in that era included the Timex/Sinclair and the TI 99/A.
Atari eventually developed IBM-compatible PCs in the late 1980s, but it was too little, and far too late.
The 800XL came with 64k of RAM. Most users wondered what we would ever do with that much memory. An external 5.5 inch floppy disk or cassette deck drive was optional.
The entire computer was built into the keyboard. Atari computers generally used an external converter that reproduced both video and audio through a television.
Atari computers rapidly lost market share in the 1980s due to Atari's preoccupation with video games and game consoles so that when Atari employees Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak developed the first Apple computer, they had to start their own company to produce it.
Atari was the Home Computer to have until the Apple came out.
As was standard for the era of Atari's golden age, their computers only had rudimentary operating systems, so most operating instructions were written into each software application.
Their primary competitor, Commodore, entered the market late, with a Home Computer that wasn't good for much besides games and greeting cards, even though Atari was still better at those tasks due to better color and sound support. For a time, more Commodores were sold than Ataris due to better marketing. Other players in that era included the Timex/Sinclair and the TI 99/A.
Atari eventually developed IBM-compatible PCs in the late 1980s, but it was too little, and far too late.
by Downstrike May 31, 2004
Get the Atari Computer mug.1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.
2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
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Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!
Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.
2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.
Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel
Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!
Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.
2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.
Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel
Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009
Get the Computard mug.A person who once had a computer virus and now constantly runs to a co-worker for help when their virus program alert indicates that a potential virus has been deleted.
After Erin had a virus removed from her PC- She became a computerchondriac and called her co-worker Art every time a virus alert came up on her computer.
by A-JDog May 8, 2009
Get the Computerchondriac mug.When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .
Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?
Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
by troubledemon February 10, 2010
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