A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
Get the Coach Calhounmug. It's someone who helps another person who has an eating disorder, to lose weight. They are fetishists most of the time, and will act predatory toward and fetishize girls with an eating disorder.
Sarah: I kinda want an ana coach
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
Dave: You shouldn't, most of them are old creeps taking advantage of young mentally ill girls online
by d0llst4rz April 25, 2024
Get the ana coachmug. Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free.
by Small Market REI July 20, 2025
Get the Coach Buys Homesmug. A flat bitch that is pissed off that she never got any dick in her life. Dreams about having a threesome with jager and ward. Biggest beatch ever!
by Mr.dicktionary March 15, 2016
Get the coach chapmanmug. coach shack is so rizzful and pulls all the girls. he is one of the homies fr. he likes mexican food and has w roasts. he has the potential to drop a diss that absolutely slaps.
by 100%notnataliewrizz February 21, 2024
Get the coach shackmug. Someone who is a coach dooly is someone who will tear your soul apart if you dont wear your id, or wear a hoodie to school.
by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018
Get the Coach Doolymug. grimy little bitch man who thinks he can still act like a teenager. small dick big ego having ass man. (vape smasher” loves to fuck the hell out of his bony wife. hates feminine men. will destroy any hair ties on the wrist of mankind. (probably starves wife as a kink)
by penis…..head May 14, 2022
Get the coach snelickmug.