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you aint clutch

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.
Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.
by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017
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Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball
Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team
by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021
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Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
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Frozen Devils Clutch

After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.
I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.
by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022
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dual-clutch transmission

A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.
I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
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Clutch

by Notacomputer April 26, 2022
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