cluster fuck

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Cluster fuck

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck

Clusterfuck means clusterfuck. Don't fight it, accept. Clusterfuck means clusterfuck.

by trollcop May 25, 2011

Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

When something is fucked up all to be damn.

That meeting yesterday was nothing but a Tazmanian Cluster Fuck.

by cattle55 April 8, 2003

cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009