Claire Balla

the bestest and hottest person alive Should be known as Claire…..

She is the greatest and coolest person alive far better than any of your friends, she has the best hair and is short…. But her ability to stand up and care for someone is abnormal, she’s a great dancer and just got her point shoes (not trying to brag but I think she’s pretty good) sometimes her laughter is contagious, and she has the greatest fashion. I mean keeping up with friends school dance and fashion is a hard thing to do but not too hard For…. Claire Balla

Everyone else:Bored Sad #lonely

Claire talking to them: WOOOW clap clap clap #not lonely

Hehehehehehehehehhehe I’m cringe

P.s Claire is the greatest
Pp.s I’m the 2nd greatest
Pp.s keenly is the 3rd greatest

Pp.s it’s not Claire it’s Claire Balla

by Claire’s friend May 26, 2022

skim claire

A female who early in the morning, services several men as they are bent over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.

Girl: Wow this is great milk claire.

Claire: Why thank you skimed it myself.

ie the skim claire

by Client 9 June 13, 2008

ana claire

A girl that is weird as shit and farts at the physics table and supports abortion and hates our troops. She is very confident in her unibrow and is very hairy. She thinks she is funny and cute but really is a headass and big head.

I think ana claire is the leader if Isis

by hellacake March 29, 2017

Clared

A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.

"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"

speaker two-"who's lorem?"

speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"

by breimear April 14, 2010

Claire

Claire is an amazing person. She is not only gorgeous but fashionable, smart, funny, unique and most of all kind. Whenever she walks into a room, instantly everyone becomes happy, she is a joy to be around and deserves nothing less than the world. Never break Claire’s trust as it will take a long time to regain again. She has the most beautiful forest green eyes and you could look at them all day. She is a very straight forward person who won’t take any crap. She can see straight through lies as she is a good liar
herself. She is one of the smartest people ever and will always beat you in tests. She is very creative and if she puts her mind to it can create masterpieces. Claire is a goddess, so treat her right. Because in the end she deserves it.

Claire is to die for.

by 🧡🧡🧡 March 24, 2022

samantha claire

Samantha Claire is a sexy mofo who gets all the boys. She has a great figure and a great booty! She's the most gorgeous person with long blonde hair. She is also very trustworthy and the funniest girl ever!!! Anyone is mad not to love a Samantha Claire!!

Boy: Wow look at that booty
Other boy: must be a Samantha Claire

by Arb April 18, 2014

Matt and claire

the hottest couple fucking ever. if u see a matt and claire u know they have the best relationship ever and should b jealous. they are the hottest most beautiful and smart people ever and u should b scared. matt will always protect and care for his claire so dont even try to speak to her.

Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!

by claireismine! February 19, 2022