bluebonic chronic 

dank ass shit that makes you see double and fuck fat chicks. It numbs your knees and puts hair on your pecker. Its 210 and ounce! and absolutely worth it!!!

Dude........that bluebonic chronic last night........it fucked my couch and made me stomp my muddy boots on your washing machine!

bluebonic chronic by mike & milf January 9, 2008

CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)

it is when a guy decides he doesn't want to text you or call you, yet he calls and texts everyone else who isn't important this can pertain to woman as well. Usually these people are on some level of the Heffadonkis spectrum. They usually know you want to hear from them and you care and deliberately ignores you and does not call you or try to contact you like their is something wrong with their fingers.

Why didn't you call me last night? I was waiting and you said you were going to call me back. I was talking to my friend Patrice and then I didn't feel like it. What did you do after that? I went on facebook. You know that just shows you got CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)!

CHD (Chronic Hand Disease) by UloPeach February 19, 2010

Baby Chronic 

A West Coast, Southern California term for good herb but not up to par with the real dank stuff. Really good stress or low grade dank. It has very little to no seeds and is nice and fluffy; not compressed. Novice smokers might confuse it for dank chronic.

Homie 1 -

"Yo, my homie was out of the dank shit bro. But he did have this baby chronic, 15$ for the 8th look."

Homie 2 -

*grabs the bag "Sweet dude, it looks good let's roll it up!"

Baby Chronic by Green Kush December 25, 2010

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) 

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.

Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020

Colombian Chronic 

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.

hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!

Colombian Chronic by Yamma-San March 24, 2003

ironic chronic 

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself

man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it

ironic chronic by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009

Space chronic 

A drink cocktail which includes stem tea, vodka, orange crush, and red bull

I'm going to finish that space chronic from last weekend!!

Space chronic by Fedorchezzy August 26, 2012