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poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.
Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!
by Bangboy March 14, 2007
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wet check

The act of feeling a woman's vagina to see if it is wet and ready for insertion. This can happen anywhere parties, bars clubs, etc...
Blaine: that girl was eyein you up dude, go throw a wet check
Larry: shit, she's wet and ready!
by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009
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hoe check

Hoe Checking is a way to bring down someones Dignity.
A hoe check can be avoided by repeating the same thing someone has said to you, or just simply not responding. Can be done to anyone, gender does not matter. Hoe checking has taken the MMORPG FFXI by storm, many linkshells in the game have been seen hoe checking other linkshells and fellow players.
Man1: Dave?
Man2: yeah?
Man1: Just hoe checking...
Man2: Damn

John: Mary?
Mary: John?
In this case the hoe check has failed
by KareemOwned March 6, 2008
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Swagga Check

Calling your own mother a fat, smelly whore. Usually used by such people as Kyle Broflovsky from South Park.
Eric: Yo bros my mom is such a swagga check.

Joe: Yeah she reeks of shit.

Ryan: And is a fat whore that preys on Argentinian immigrants.
by Elephant's Third Leg February 8, 2010
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pedal check

when your foot slips off your bicycle pedal, and the thing swings around and "checks" you in the shin.

can be very painful and messy if you were putting a lot of force down on it, especially if the pedal is pointy and metal for gripping shoes, as BMX pedals tend to be
tom: yo, i got a vicious pedal check riding my BMX last night.

jim: that sucks. i guess maybe you ought to wear shin guards with those beartrap pedals.
by mcnewbie May 13, 2009
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boob check

The act performed when a woman checks to make sure her breasts are in place and not inadvertently exposed.
"Check out this picture of Natalie Portman doing a boob check."
by aerotive January 21, 2009
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Chrish check in

When an old man books into a hotel at 10am with someone considerably younger.
Those two are here early... Must be a chrish check in
by Dutypizza October 27, 2018
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