5 Count

The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night

"Let's do a 5 count!!!"

"Oh man, that 5 count just killed me!"

by Colleen September 8, 2004

Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.

"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"

by ninja9393 February 20, 2009

Countach

Adj. Incrediably Awesome; miraculous; great; totally boss.

Really stoked on this feeling - it's a total countach.

by Ian Matthew Michael Marcellus June 10, 2010

Counter Strike

Counter Strike.....

The reason why most gamers are single!

Joanna: Hey baby, you wanna go to dinner and catch a movie?
Jack: No I can't I have to play counter strike.
Joanna: WTF! It's just a game!
Jake: It's a commitment! Be happy I don't play World of Warcraft.
Joanna: Fuck off

by hippitydippity April 11, 2009

Counter-Strike sickness

Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:

1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.

There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!

Counter-Strike zombie: in my 3 weeks offline i pwned hundreds of n00bs with my l33t deagle skills!

Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.

Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p

Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!

by Kee715 May 31, 2009

Count

A southern term to describe something as being good.

That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll

by kroon78 September 27, 2010

counterculture

is a sociological term used to describe the values and norms of behavior of a cultural group, or subculture, that run counter to those of the social mainstream of the day,

counterculture activities- smoking pot, have 2 wifes, protesting a war, being black and being a republican, question the materialist interpretation of the American Dream, making Politically-incorrect jokes (ex making fun of jews), being gay and or doing gay stuff,

watching porn........thats perfectly Americans

by oc194278 February 26, 2009