Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012

Calligraphy

The art of drawing shapes, words and symbols using your naked body and ink on paper laid out over the floor, whilst being filmed

Quagmire on Family Guy made calligraphy with an Asian woman

by Doogle attack November 8, 2018

Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.

Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”

“Ow”

by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019

calming dawn

The soothing feeling one gets from seeing the sky during dawn.

Person A: Can you explain why you woke me up at six in the morning?
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... It’s beautiful.
Person B: And that’s the effect of calming dawn.

by ChameleonDragon May 7, 2019

Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.

Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.

by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020

Calligraphist

A person who is associated with doing calligraphy.

The calligraphist taught a hand-lettering class

by Hannah_c8765 August 10, 2020

callins

The Callins family is prolly one of the best families you could ever meet. Everyone is so nice and loving and would never do a soul wrong

“I want me some callins dick real fast”

by King kkaaiii tha 3 December 4, 2020