canoncondria

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria

When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.

Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"

by Libby.E May 14, 2024

Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.

Canon: Build

Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera

by afjdklfsjdklö May 14, 2024

Canon Sue

A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)

"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Camonthecob

Turd of his name, engager of Jess's mom's daughter, Abuser of Poor Mads, The Father of bad hair lines, the homeschooled, the eater of nuts, the loser of Death Maps because Chad won, the Weak and Broken Wristed from Ammo streams, the bad Reader of chat messages, the Dasher in Cup Head, the First day of College Pants pooper, the PP drawer slammer, the Ligma of Ballser and the federally criminal smoker of fake weed.

Camonthecob constantly scams viewers on Twitch

by DefinitelynotJaydizz September 18, 2024

Cacogen

Noun; (1) Inferior breeding stock (2) An anti-social person.

He was a cacogen, who reveled in his own ignorance, brutality and amorality.

by LateForLunch November 28, 2024

Canon

"Canon" refers to, in the context of lore, a storyline, character, or event that is established in the official story.

"Luffy is a canon character in One Piece."

by Outtertto1234 January 27, 2026