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Shooter's Cough 

Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.
Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.
Shooter's Cough by © June 30, 2023
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Shithead's Cough 

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Shithead's Cough by © September 7, 2023
Related Words

piece of cough 

when you feel residue in the back of your throat you cannot cough out.
This piece of cough willn’t go away.
piece of cough by 1poopoo8 February 8, 2025

Joe Couch 

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.
Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.
Joe Couch by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014

45 caught 34 

45 caught 34 — a new slogan that commemorates April 4th 2023 when the twice impeached failed 45th president caught 34 felony charges. It was historic — an American history first.
On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 — an American history first.

45 caught 37

45 caught 37

They’re coming to get you Donnie! You have fucked around and found out!!!!

Lawd Geeziz, It been a hell of a war!

I think we can rule out these charges being dropped ; and, because of his own words, Trumps legal defenses are experiencing rapid unplanned disassembly. Trumps life is about to get Northern New Jersey Messy!

On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 in New York — this case is still ongoing.

Now in addition to these charges on Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 Federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023.

Another infamous historic first, Donald J. Trump is the first American President to have ever been indicted on Federal Criminal charges!

Oh, THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Now all of the DeSantis curious Republicans have to wait and see if Trumps current legal dilemma can make number two DeSantis become the de facto Republican Presidential Nominee.

Will there be a Trump.com Jailbird NFT? Stay tuned: Same Trump Time; Same Trump Channel.
45 caught 37. On Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023. This will be an ultimate test of the American rule of law.

Coughman 

🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN

🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!
🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN

🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!
Coughman by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019