catch this dick

Offering or forcing one to recieve your dick

"After you catch these hands, you're gonna catch this dick."

by LiDicky Ball April 14, 2017

Cleavage Catch

The act of using your boobs to catch any incoming projectile. Often used by chicks with the distinct knowledge that they are not only well coordinated with boob eye coordination but blessed with boobs to catch things with.

Hey Brooke that was an awesome cleavage catch! Perfect timing with that pencil!

by AJ the dirty mexican April 8, 2011

CATCH 22

A plethora of diseases a man or woman could catch from an undesirable man or woman

Don't have sex with him it's a CATCH 22

by SMD111 July 11, 2017

catching it on the backswing

Recieving a kick to the testicles from the rear; while the testicles are at the height of a backwards swing, forcing them into the rectum.

After catching it on the backswing Corey spent a long night at the hospital having his nuts pulled out of his bum-bum.

by Cpt.Doc February 29, 2008

Catch these ones

A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.

“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”

“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”

by factmachine December 30, 2019

Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016

Catch-22

A "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, where there is no right choice. See: Kobayashi Maru.

Being White is a Catch-22. If you participate in a different culture, that's cultural appropriation... but if you don't, you're not being inclusive. If you move into an urban area, you're part of the gentrification problem... but if you move out of an urban area, you're part of the "white flight" problem. If you don't pay attention to skin color, you're ignoring racism... but if you do, you're racist. There is no right choice.

by Straight White Homeschooling D December 4, 2020