lesbian burrito

when you pull open the flaps of the tortilla and eat the insides

I went down on that lesbian burrito

by vonwiggleding September 18, 2017

glory hole burritos

Glory Hole Burritos is an idea that two friends came across on a summer night in Lowell, Massachusetts. This idea spurred a quest to explore a Glory Hole Burrito franchise in which burritos would be served through holes drilled into a wall in the greater Lowell area. There would be no entrance, exit, bathrooms, or cash registers. Only delicious burritos served to order through glory holes. This plan to serve burritos through glory holes would only serve to improve the downtown area as a low cost, but high revenue yielding local business. Such locations as Appleton St. are currently being considered as prime spots for Glory Hole Burritos.

Glory hole burritos are delicious!

by those2guysfromlowell July 23, 2010

burrito

A male penis.

I stuck my burrito in her taco.

by isaac May 7, 2003

Russian Burrito

Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

by Dingle Barry February 9, 2009

wet burrito

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.

Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!

by miss dizzy January 27, 2017

burrito armpit

An extension of the expression dirty mexican. An individual with burrito armpit does not shower often and has severe body odor.

I need to take a shower - I've got a bad case of burrito armpit.

by Big -J- March 29, 2009

Burrito

Someone that has a bunch of feelings wrapped all at once.

People are Burritos when something doesn't go their way.

by Adoku November 7, 2012