texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

biffles!

a gay way of saying BFF

anna, holly, caroline and abby are biffles!

by amccgibbbon March 21, 2009

Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

super panda buffet

a phenominal chinese buffet in the pacific view mall in ventura, CA. known for being cheap and delicious.

friend1: do you want to drive down to super panda buffet after school?
friend2: definitely, it is completely worth the 45 minute drive!

by Ari Cohen September 27, 2006

Buffer

Those who live in the suburbs with unsophisticated tastes and enjoys common pop-culture. Popular term in the Pacific Northwest, North East and British Isles.

"That guy watches American Idle, he's way buffer.", "He's a buffer from Beaverton.", "Arena Rock is so buffer".

by NOMADonnie April 18, 2009

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007