brocore

1. The act of thinking u are JAPANESE and/or an anime character. They love Invader Zim, listen to the Gorillaz, and wear all black.

"Hey did you watch invader zim yesturday?"-Alex
"i‚̈¤‚̃yƒjƒX...No i was picking out my black shirt, with my black pants, with my black jacket, my almost scene hair, my black combat boots, and my bunny headband."-Michael
"faggots ur so brocore"-david

by quin tang zhang October 13, 2006

brocolli

used as a reference to male genitalia.

those girls were all up on my brocolli.

by mrobustion November 13, 2007

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

brocore

“Bee – eck - see” / “brO - core”
Adjective
Originating from the joke that Blake is a surfer and plays hardcore music. A “bro” and “hardcore.” Developing into an adjective describing a lifestyle and perspective on life.

1. Not caring about trivial, stupid, or other things beyond human control. “I don’t even care”
2. Surf lifestyle, beach, waves, traveling, chilling, being mellow, enjoying life and the environment.
3. Being a musician and artist of positive and influential art forms.
4. Either not being employed or not having a serious job. Not having much concern for money or financial wealth.

“I’m BxC and I don’t even care” “He is bro-core because he surfs all day and rocks all night.”

can be written as BxC in brackets or as brocore

by Blake Constella Chapters April 11, 2007

broomstick bitch

A girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. You need to be gently though, as broomstick bitches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.

Dude A: Boy this house is a mess. Hey, you! Broomstick Bitch!

BB: Yeah?

Dude A: I'll give you five quid to be my broom handle.

BB: Well, I am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick bitch) so okay!

Dude A: Right, i'll just fit you on there and...

*SNAP*

Dude A: Oh crap, it's split in two!

Dude B: Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. Ewww.

Dude A: Come on, lets get another broomstick bitch to clean her up.

Dude B: Okay!

by Matthew The Third January 16, 2008

Brooming

A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.

An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.

by I Forgot My Name June 20, 2012