British Medical Journal

Originally the name of a tabloid magazine written for those in the medical profession. Now, it merely refers to subscriptions that you're still paying for and receiving in your mail - these of which you neither have the time to read nor ever intend to do so.

I'm getting bored of this trashy fashion magazine that I've stupidly subscribed to two months ago. It's such a British Medical Journal!

by Morbus February 24, 2013

british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.

watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.

by eazy.collective March 13, 2014

Britished

A past tense verb, used to describe the act of speaking in a British accent, usually with British colloquialisms.

"Bloody thank you, you bumbling bugger" he britished playing with his beardy thing.

by Detsniy May 15, 2014

British Pashing

An uncontrollable urge to 'get in that ass'. A common pass-time for the people of Osterley.

I was on a date at the Osterley Pub and could resist British Pashing her.

The bedroom got boring so the went down the British Pash path. A VERY memorable night!

by OsterleyGirl November 27, 2014

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015

british hotdog

It's a hot dog, but it's British

"Ugh, Paddington is such an Anglophile, of course he'd order a British Hotdog"

by Hutdogmcgee January 9, 2018