Bruce

A word used to commonly describe a flaming homosexual. This term usually pertains to a person with “stalkerish” homosexual tendencies, leading to purchasing a certain type of boxers and driving by the houses of secret man lovers. Other activities include lying about curfew and constantly texting on the phone and talking shit about other girls; in accordance with his over so common mentioning of "how he likes girls." In essence, he talks like a total fem. (Feminine)

Hey did you talk to John the other day?

Naw, man I pulled a Bruce, I think he saw me drive by his house. I wanted to suck his dick.

by Yaj Gnireip April 24, 2008

Drop a Bruce

To take a huge shit/dump

"After school im going to go home and drop a bruce" Chris Gabriel

by Josh Gooch November 14, 2007

Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

by Niels Bundgaard November 10, 2008

Bruce Lee

The only man ever to walk the Earth worthy enough for Chuck Norris to lose to. See "Way of the Dragon" (1972)

The physical trauma of this encounter is the primary cause of Bruce Lee's death, contrary to popular belief.

Also used as a substitute for badass, awesome, ninja, supa-cool-asian, or a title for something who you suspect is Chinese

Being pwned by Bruce Lee is the second greatest honor known to man

by eohgaoeiuhaj September 9, 2010

bruce

A gentle "titty-twister." There is actually no twist involved. It is just a simple "tweak" of the nipple to make it erect. Derived from Bruce Lee, who always had his shirt off and had hard nipples.

I love to randomly bruce the kids in the hallway and watch them grab their chests in shock.

by YouThinkYouKnowMe May 30, 2006

wet bruce

The act of licking someone's face from chin to nose

Cat woman gave Batman a wet bruce.

by Kevin Marlboro December 9, 2008

bruce

To physically assault (often by punching) a child of 14 years or less who you are in charge of taking care of for the day at a summer camp.

Yo, I'm so pissed that Bobby won't listen to me today, I might just "bruce" him.

by greg7787 August 1, 2009