dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017

Breast Matter

Soy, typically found in Luna Bars

Hey the breast matter in that Luna bar will make your breasts vulumptuous

by The Duck Collector May 11, 2018

itchy breast

Your going to get lucky tonight!! Or you have cancer

My itchy breast might be cancer!

by Titsmcgee MD May 13, 2016

breast yolk

the nipple but not the nipple it’s self the dark part around it.

Yo sometimes i like the breast yolk better than the nipple itself

by Wet onion February 12, 2018

Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.

Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!

by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017

Breast Fence

" Having sex with a female of your choice in the colloquial "backaz" position against a fence while holding her right breast with your right hand. "

"yah eediat last night me breast fence Yuh gyal so go labba juice u mada "

by Noneya42 January 23, 2017