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big bird boner

An extremely large boner that is not able to be hidden under any circumstances. Approximately 9001 times the size of a Nathan.

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Nathan-
A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.
"Sam, I was in the office reviewing papers when I noticed a female who had an incredibly attractive body. I instantly had a Nathan, and when she turned around, her face was just as magnificent as her body, at which point my Nathan turned into a BIG BIRD BONER."
by Flibbert February 8, 2010
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Writer's Boner

n.
A certain state of being for a writer where he/she suddenly has an incredible urge and inspiration to write and write and write some more, most of the time, not even knowing where his/her ideas are coming from.

n.
contrary to a Writer's Block.

n.
also applicable to artists (artist's boner) where hundreds of images for things they'd like to draw suddenly appear in their minds. As a result, you can see a person with an artist's boner scribbling and doodling pages upon pages in their sketchbook/notebook/etc., as if in a trance.
Guy1: I woke up this morning with the weirdest urge to write my ass off... :|

Guy2: it's called a writer's boner. it's writer's block--reversed. hah!

Guy1: that's like... so fucking ironic and true... but it's the perfect way to describe it! It's like everything fucking... makes sense!
by thecrazydragon March 13, 2011
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the why boner

A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...
by Rell the infinite May 2, 2016
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American leaf blower

When she's huffing and puffing the hair out of her face after a session of prone bone.
Guy 1: "Yo, I'm gonna have Ashley doing the American leaf blower on prom night."
Guy 2: "Bet."
by DatGoy1945 April 24, 2019
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boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.
Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.
by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006
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boner snap

John was in shower and was thinking of girls sweatpants. He fell and broke his boner, the doctor said it was a classic boner snap.
by Brandon Anthony Murphy May 18, 2008
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hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.
"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"
by confusinomitron September 23, 2008
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