A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.
Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018
Get the bong catmug. by highlyssa August 29, 2011
Get the Bong on the rocksmug. a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.
Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.
by pseudonym shmeudonym March 5, 2022
Get the piss bongmug. A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.
Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*
by tastytyr July 1, 2020
Get the energy bongmug. Person 1: "Hey man, got any kush?"
Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"
Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."
Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"
Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."
by detourious#1015 July 22, 2017
Get the bottle bongmug. A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.
*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"
"A bong virus? What's that"
"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
"A bong virus? What's that"
"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014
Get the bong virusmug. by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022
Get the Bog Bongmug.