Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

hate-boner

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.

I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.

by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

Urethra Boner

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019

boner bomb

Anonymously mailing someone a tube containing glitter, phallic-shaped confetti, and a spring-loaded penis via a service like bonerbomb.com.

"I just got boner bombed! There is glitter and tiny penises all over the place!"

by Pubis Von Poopenburg III October 22, 2015

pop a boner

The phenomenon that takes place when a sexually aroused male experiences a sudden or gradual rush of blood to the penis causing it to stand stiff and harden, often occuring unexpectedly in a public setting.

I always pop a boner every time I see your mom bend over

I popped a boner in Miss Goodbody's math class just before she asked me to solve a problem on the board

by streetsouljah November 2, 2009

boner dethroner

Someone or something that can get rid of a sexual feeling.

Thinking about baseball is a boner dethroner.

His/Her unibrow is a boner dethroner

by Danny Revolting August 20, 2006

bruce boner

A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.

Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.

by MC Spartan-117 July 7, 2008