Bruce

Bruce

A red head who loves spiderman, hes sweet and kind and will kill anyone that hurts you, hes funny and has a addictive laugh, everyone loves him and most girls also like him, if you find a bruce you better not let him go because hes a keeper and I love him.

"You're dating bruce! Your so lucky!
"Ya bruce is great!"

by Maple jay August 20, 2019

Brucer

A male homosexual usually in a homosexual relationship.

I can tell he's a Brucer even if his name isn't Bruce.

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

KIK BUCE

A deadly disease that spreads among frquent online chatters causing their fingers to slide over the keys and type KIK BUCE instead of LOL NICE.

Skinnybetch13: so then I was like get away from those diet bars betch, they're mine.

Skan45: KIK BUCE

Skinnybetch13: OMG! Get away from me! You're contagious!

by Vlad Douschey Dousche October 27, 2007

bruce luck

Having the most epic luck that permits anything bad, horrible or shit house from happening to you...especially when with the oizeys!

"Hey man guess what, i just applied for a job to get $38 000 for 3 months work and all i gotta do is hand out flavoured milk with a rig by my side"

"Buulllllshiiiiiit, you've got the bruce luck man"

by puggachug September 7, 2011

bruce

he’s that middle aged white dude who has two little girls. he always wears collared shirts and loves to go golfing. he’s religious and does bbqs after every church meeting. he probably has a young wife named Debra. he works at Intel and makes a decent amount of money.

that’s a bruce for you.

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Uncle Bruce

A trans person who has not had sex reassignment surgery.

Some Uncle Bruce on twitter has no standing to be speaking for the trans community.

by crookt December 31, 2021

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by william the wallace March 15, 2006