bloop

When one pokes another right in the love handles by surprise.

Ling walked behind Matt as he bent over and blooped him before she ran off.

by xx13abyLingxx April 18, 2005

the blooper

when having sex and telling the girl to tightly hold you penis and pull back so the condom pulls off and say oops and then say you don't have another condom until you get head (only works if you handling correctly)

man i wanted dome last night
so i just "busted the blooper" on her ass

by master714 May 20, 2009

Bloobs

A pair of broken down breasts. Boobies that no longer hold their shape. Broke ass old titties.

Man 1: "Hey man check that out"
Man 2:"DAMN, that girl has quite the pair of Bloobs" *regurgitative sound*

by adrebams January 22, 2010

bloop

a sound of embarrassment.

As their team were losing, they blared out a bloop in unison.

by uttam maharjan October 23, 2011

bloop

The combination of poop and blood all mixed into one.

The poor lady had filled her bed full of bloop. We had better check her hemoglobin.

by Petch4710 April 7, 2010

Bloop

The act of getting your knob slobbed while dropping the Cosbys' off at the pool!

Also known as a Blump or Blumpkin.

Brian always gets at least one Bloop a day from a hot bitch while he sits on the toilet

by Brian Bloopo-El July 22, 2008

bloop

This is Becky's word. She has yet to define it, but it is said that the definition shall come soon. This is for real people.

*In a high-pitched falseto voice* Bloop!

by Simonwimon February 3, 2005