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Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout
Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable
by username_redacted November 22, 2023
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Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
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honda blaster

An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
Tommy just added some rockin' 18s to his Honda Blaster... yeah, it'll make your ears bleed!
by Shanedog62 September 19, 2017
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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
by Baja blaster October 10, 2019
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Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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