Beacon Lighting is quite simply a lighting shop, that seems to shit all over their so called competition 'Lighting Illusions'.
Husband: Hey honey, want to go get some lights at Lighting Illusions?
Wife: Get fucked, lets go to Beacon Lighting.
Wife: Get fucked, lets go to Beacon Lighting.
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Get the Beaker mug.A college in Leesburg Florida where most of the students that go here act like either middle schoolers or preschoolers. Lots of drama and crying goes on at Beacon. Very few faculty members will actually care if you’re being bullied, but most of the time the faculty and staff will do nothing about the drama and bullying. It’s pretty rare to find a staff or faculty member who actually cares about you as a person and not just academically at Beacon College. The Human Services/Psychology Department Chair actually cares about their students mental health unlike most people who work at this college!
Person 1: Don’t come to Beacon College if you want to make it out of college alive
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!
Person 2: why’s that?
Person 1: so much drama and bullying goes on there!
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Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
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Get the Penguin Beak mug.Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun
Person 1:That guy is faster than usain bolt because of his running technique
Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
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