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Batman Syndrome

A completely real disease where the sufferer cannot stop themselves from blurting out "Because I'm Batman!"at every arising opportunity.
"Hey guys, did you hear about Bruce? I heard he has the symptoms of Batman Syndrome."
"Yeah I saw him the other night, he's got it bad. He was on the hood of some unsuspecting woman's car wearing a cape and a mask yelling something about him being Batman."
by THE doctor... April 20, 2014
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Battle of Agincourt

In Henry the Fifth's time, a medieval battle with swords and spears which was fought on a freshly plowed farm field during a rainstorm. The knights got quite muddy, and many had their throats cut and were left to die in the juicy mud. And some of the knights went barefoot with cloth on instead of metal armor. One of the knights was a victim of a synchronized stabbing.
Watching the battle of Agincourt will give someone with a mud fetish a hard-on.

One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.
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Negatory batman

way of saying no. its pretty epic.
by dicks a hoy October 1, 2010
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Face battle

Jennifer and I had a major face battle last night!
by Toadette May 29, 2015
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Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.
Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!
by speediesnail September 25, 2005
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Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.
Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.
by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016
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batman

The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:

- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
by Balfdor October 18, 2006
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