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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
mugGet the Bare Minimum Bullshitmug.

han er bare en adem

hvis du er en adem er du typen der sutter din vens pik og spørg ham efter hvad han laver du er så dum du har finger på fødrene og tær på hænderne en kylling uden hovede er klogerer end dig din adem
person.1, hvorfor ligger ham der nøgen i en busk, han er bare en adem
by gokamokellerjegsutterdincock February 7, 2023
mugGet the han er bare en ademmug.

Bare Booty Dashing

When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to run to the other to get more
Bare Booty Dashing: Man I had to do a Bare Booty Dash in my girls house and her mom saw me! that shit was so embarrassing
by Yasmeenesque June 13, 2024
mugGet the Bare Booty Dashingmug.

Wear it bare

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.
Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.
by Frog E. February 27, 2011
mugGet the Wear it baremug.

baree

This guy is baree goodlooking, like if he sucked my dick I would run my fingers through his hair, no homo
by georgpls May 19, 2021
mugGet the bareemug.

barely

Term used by only the kintriest of southerners, usually followed by a use of the word tho and/or bet. Usually said as an uncomplete sentence just for the sake of saying it.
started in Baird Texas.
Barely though. freakin' bet bro.
by Notcole123 April 10, 2016
mugGet the barelymug.

bare

old fart who usually drives a pussy little prius.
Wow that flamer is so bare in his little car.
by Shoemaker52 February 8, 2008
mugGet the baremug.

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