Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.

Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.

by beachballjugs September 1, 2015

Water Balloon

When someone urinates in your butt during sex.

I'm going to water balloon that chick later. A nice warm stream right in her butt.

by Missyknowsall September 15, 2009

balloons

Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.

Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.

by Sastwatch January 13, 2009

Bailoo1

The biggest slimy nonce to ever roam this planet. Preys on mini Chinese girls who look like they are nine years old and lubes his peperami of a penis up with hemp oil to numb his dick so he can last over 2 seconds. If you ever feel like you are a lowlife shitter of a human, just remember Bailoo1 is requesting tissues off his mum to wipe the cum off his sticky cock while laughing at impoverished Chinese citizens.

Watch out, Bailoo1 is about. Get your children inside or they will have had a new ring ripped into them

by AvidStBeesPrivateSchoolHater August 26, 2022

slippery balloon

When you wake up following an evening of anal sex with a used condom in your ass. A.K.A. "the crying Johnny"

I went to scratch my balls and to my surprise I discovered a slippery balloon.

by Justin Sturges February 3, 2006

Pink Balloon

When your having butt sex and the anus goes inside out

I was filming Jeff and Matt having butt sex last night and Jeff gave Matt he biggest pink balloon I'd ever seen!

by Steve2423 December 16, 2008

Party Balloon

1) A snake-skin like rubber, also known as a condom, that can be used to enjoy parties as much as you can with a special partner without risking the transmission of an STD.

2) A condom

"Thank God you brought a party balloon! Now I can get it on with that girl!"

Harold thought he was ready for his party with his, new shirt, alcohol, and swagger until he realized he forgot a party balloon.

by BrickTambland October 24, 2010