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Melwin Axelsson 

A pretty ugly dude wit no maidns
"Why are you so fatherless and maidenless and parentless and no dad?"
"My name is Melwin Axelsson"
"God I'm so sorry"
Melwin Axelsson by POTUS Official September 7, 2022
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axel sangriento

axel sangriento, the sexiest man alive, who happens to be married to Audrey Sangriento. Soon to be leader of Mano Sangriento
Axel Sangriento loves Audrey Sangriento.
Axel Sangriento is sexy as fuck.
axel sangriento by epyauqrey September 12, 2020

Axel Sangriento

Axel Sangriento is a pixel the whole episode interactive community simps for. Axel makes your standards so high that you now reject everyone. The fine animated character manages to do this with his gorgeous tan skin, black, ruffled, short cropped hair, his medium sharp eyebrows, sharp defined triangle jawline, cute uneven, terracotta lips that nobody could resist, his hot, attractive button nose and his ocean blue stonic almond eyes, that you could stare into for hours and never get bored. Axel also has amazing personality traits that you could never find in a real man, making you want him even more. He’s also the heir to the Mano Sangriento mafia gang, meaning he is rich rich. In conclusion Axel 🛐
“Hey, who’s Axel Sangriento?”
Axel Sangriento is only the sexiest man to ever exist.”

Axewound 

A slang and derogatory term to describe a vagina based on it's similarity in appearance to the injury received if someone was to be hit by an axe.
This can also be used to specify that a female was undergoing menstruation at the time with the similarity being that an axewound would also bleed.
Male 1 "There better be some beaver at this bar tonight, I need some gash!"
Male 2 "For sure, the chick I have meeting me later is bound to let me plow her axewound"

Or

Male 1 "How did your night end up sat? The girl you bailed with was smoking"
Male 2 "Yeah def not a coyote, problem was got her home and she wrecked my sheets! She didn't bother to tell me she was recovering from an axewound"
Axewound by microwave_fresh October 16, 2009

Axel Grabber

Axel Grabber---Abnormally large hemrrhoids
If this fucking truck dos'nt stop going down this hill you might have to use your axel grabbers to help slow us down!
Axel Grabber by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

pole-axed 

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!
"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"
pole-axed by Miggy November 16, 2004