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Axel Mård usually has a large cock that he uses to initiate a nuclear bomb launch over sweden. Axel has an incredibly Giga Chad body and face especially face tho. Axels penis becomes very hard when he sees a jojo or a chapter of one-piece is waiting for him.
Oh hello, Axel your penis is growing and becoming hard, when will you watch those episodes of One-piece?

Hello, I didn't think anyone would notice my giant juicy cock today so thank you very much. Oh yeah I'm actually gonna jerk off to some one-piece later today at like three pm.

Goodbye sexy Axel😁
axel by mr.bean 2.0 April 21, 2023
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digital-axe 

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.
1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM
digital-axe by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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The Axe Kick

A deadly stomping blow or kicking action by bending the knee and releasing it on your opponent or victims leg. Or if on the ground their body or head.
You will get the axe kick when you do or say something idiotic or annoying.
The Axe Kick by B.E.D December 7, 2009

Battlefield axe 

women who are in their mid-age or older with fierce and tough personality.
Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!
Battlefield axe by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010

hand axe 

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.
It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.
hand axe by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015

carl-axel 

Dumb a total shithead and a homo.He is homeless and has no friends plus he's a retard.
WHOs That
Oh its just Carl-Axel is a homo
Okay
carl-axel by Rly good guy December 12, 2016

slam axing 

Aw man! That's slam axing!!
slam axing by DD28 June 2, 2017