Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 09, 2020

Auto tune

Something post Malone used too much of

Post Malone: Hey turn up the auto tune

Producer: it’s all the way up and I have 3 different auto tuners running to auto tune your voice all the way up!

Post Malone: oh

by This is the real dictionary01 March 25, 2022

Auto-Correct

This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?

The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Auto correct

One of the worst things man has created
You are not safe from it

I leg intimately hate you auto correct

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

auto correct

While texting, either a friendly little thing or the bane of your existence.

My friend thought I was a telemarketer when I texted him. I told him I was a telemarketer, except auto correct changed my message . I ended up texting him, "Wait, no, I'm not a tellytubby."

by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016

Auto correct

The worst thing ever invented

Yo, stupid auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

by coonified07195 March 30, 2016