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Astroing

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.
I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight
by Zynxos March 12, 2024
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Astrology

Astrology is a thing that some people use to blame their terrible traits and personalities on instead of taking responsibility of their actions. What happens is that you find a constellation out of 12 or 13 depending on when you search for them, based on your birthdate and there's also elements and "cusp" signs and other planetary stuff which is ridiculous.
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Well of course i'd cheat on him, mercury is in retrograde.
Girl 2: IK right, your Ophiuchus energy is showing girl!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Is this what astrology really is?
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Not really but this is how some people do it, not everyone is like this
Guy 1: Phew
by Dim555 April 18, 2024
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Astro

Verb, to take something that isn't yours and lie about it
Listerine, a well known leaker, was doing an Astro before it was invented
by Connizle August 1, 2024
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astrobobbicle

The inability to fish because you're a hippy calorie indulging space cadet, i.e., too stoned.
My brother ate the whole brownie on our way to the lake this morning and is, in fact, astrobobbicle
by Lily girl 5 December 20, 2024
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astrobobbicle

The inability to fish because you're a hippy calorie indulging space cadet, i.e., too stoned.
My brother ate the whole brownie on our way to the lake this morning and is, in fact, astrobobbicle
by Lily girl 5 December 20, 2024
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Astro

Astro—the phantom of the peaks, His name whispers through the valleys, carried on the howl of apexes conquered and the scream of tires at their limit. The fastest on the mountain, he doesn’t drive to compete; he drives to dominate, to etch his mastery into the asphalt of every winding pass.

Every turn is a signature, every straight a testament to his raw skill. His machine—a symphony of power and precision—becomes an extension of his will, a blur of headlights and fury in the darkness. He reads the road like poetry, every crack, every bump, a stanza that fuels his flow. Rivals don’t challenge Astro; their hopes shattered by the thunder of his exhaust disappearing into the horizon.

Astro isn’t just the best driver you’ve known; he’s a force, a legend, the embodiment of speed itself. To witness him is to stand in awe of the mountain’s true ruler, to see what happens when man and machine transcend the limits of the possible.
Astro, Phantom of the Peaks
by crashoverride3000 January 16, 2025
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astrobiology

its a ship for blackhole and tree, they are in a show that competes for a island and much more! tpot and bfdi
did you saw the ship astrobiology?
what ship?
the ship for blackhole and tree
OHHH THAT SHIP yea i saw it
i saw it too and i LOVE it!
great!
by BFDIANDTPOTFAN January 31, 2025
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