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Pro-anus

Someone who is so pro you cant call them an asshole but you normally would.
"ER MER GERD! That nerd is totally pro-anus!"
by Amazanus July 12, 2014
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023
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Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"
Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..
by product_owner December 7, 2022
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Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end
A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now
by Alch3myX June 1, 2021
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fiery anus

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.
I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.
by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016
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Flamethrower Anus

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.
"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"
by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021
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