by Amazanus July 12, 2014

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"
by product_owner December 7, 2022

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.
I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.
by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016

by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021
