Anus Manus 

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is

Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.

Anus Manus by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023

anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one]: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

anus eggs by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

Anus Rectum Face by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025

Anus volcanus 

Diarrhea that burns

Do you want to go to taco bell? queried bill
No thanks it gives me anus volcanus. Replied dave

Anus volcanus by Boobis May 29, 2025

Anus-Pussy

A horrifically foul smelling pussy

Jeff's mom has Anus-Pussy

Anus-Pussy by Kunt_Wida_K January 2, 2026

Anus Clog

When you've been thinking of something all day and now your at the point of really thinking of doing it when suddenly you don't want to do it and you do something else or nothing entirely.

man, i was dreaming about letting my girl do the oklahoma hand grenade to me, i woke up and made my sniggle go down and sat on my bed thinking of what to do, then I had an anus clog, I ain't wanna do it no more so I did something else.

Anus Clog by Zenstar February 3, 2026

Up the Pope's Anus

Noe use, buggered, fucked up.

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

Up the Pope's Anus by croak108gmx May 14, 2015